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Alaska: FROSTBITE
as a west virginian can i just say that like…pepperoni rolls can be purchased at literally any gas station for like 2 bucks tops so like…if any1 wants to start a business of handing them out at yeager airport, i’m totally in…
I’M SORRY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT STATE AND GARFIELD MERCH?
do they just… throw it at you?
AZ native here: No it’s because as soon as you leave the plane, the heat feels like someone just turned on a hairdryer in your face.
“It’s a dry heat!” So’s an oven.
We do not give you the hairdryer, because giving out free things is communism and an affront to God and Jesus.
Stepping outside in AZ literally feels like when you open the oven and it nearly burns your eyelashes off
SPEEDING TICKET
It’s hilarious to me that all these floridians apparently said mickey ears even tho our state ALREADY gives out free orange juice at the border
Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille”
He’s so great
why does this sound like a mcelroy bit
it’s
FRENCH
it’s
FOOD
and it has
RAT
in it
i KNOW the sleep tips, google. trust me, i know about the darkness and the light and evil screens and exercise and meditation and not napping. i know “”“how”“” to sleep. what i need you to tell me is how to convince my fuckass adhd brain that i need to give up on doing things for the day and that the hours between midnight and five a.m. are NOT secret free extra time that no one will notice if i steal
Hasan Minhaj testifies before Congress on the student loan crisis
The way Hasan starts this off is perfect. He knew that they’d be on fuckshit in articles after this came out.
110% jump in tuition costs?
Kinda makes me wanna land 110 punches on someone....
i love him so much
If you think like that, please don’t ever have children.
Listen, my parents installed a lock on my door so I could lock everyone out of my room if I wanted to at sometime around 8 years old. They had a key of course for safety but they’ve never had to use it and they’ve never used it when they didn’t have to.
I was allowed full access to any books, movies, and internet I wanted fully informed about our family beliefs and practices but I was given no supervision once I reached about 13 because my parents trusted me to stick to the rules or not as I felt and come to them if there was anything that I had questions about.
As long as I said where I was going, who I was with, and when I was going to be back and then phone if anything changed I was allowed to do pretty much as I pleased from 13 onward.
I moved back in with my parents after university and the first conversation we had was my dad telling me that if I felt like they were treating me like a child to please tell them because they had no intention of doing so.
I still live with them and I’m comfortable here as an adult. When I eventually move out again, which I feel no rush to do because I feel respected and given more than enough elbow room, I will probably talk to them often if not everyday. Because they’ve always respected my privacy and my autonomy both physically and emotionally. If you want an independent and fictional child trusting them and giving them their space will do you many more favours than not.
meanwhile, my parents…
- password protected my computer so i had to get permission every time i wanted to use it
- put a passcode lock on our pantry so we couldn’t eat without permission
- regularly checked our internet browsing history
- shut off the internet at regular intervals, including when i needed it for university homework
- did monthly checks of our bank statements and would confiscate money if they didn’t approve of our activities
in response, i went behind their backs and opened a new bank account, got a secret job, bought my own groceries, and used the wifi from the school across the street. they didn’t succeed in disciplining me. all they did was force me to distance myself from them.
your children are not your property. they are human beings, and they deserve basic human rights.
kids are not your chance to make the abuse you suffered “worth it” by getting to finally be the rule-maker
and yet there’s so many delusional people who think that other countries are a threat to the US
Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL
— Xeni (@xeni)April 14, 2016
Nice try fuckers.
$175K wasted with every reblog.
Let’s make sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.
Oh hey, my 2020 vision says THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Hey, so what exactly was that cops name again…?
Lt. John Pike. It took more than two years of legal battles to get his name, and the names of other officers involved, released to the public.
He got fired… but retained his retirement benefits, and got $38,000 worth of worker’s compensation for the stress he went through after the incident.
The students collectively received $1m, with each pepper-sprayed student receiving $30,000 individually.
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