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[piecesofmybackpages]

Alaska: FROSTBITE

[pureandbloodstained]

as a west virginian can i just say that like…pepperoni rolls can be purchased at literally any gas station for like 2 bucks tops so like…if any1 wants to start a business of handing them out at yeager airport, i’m totally in…

[ai-incarnate]

I’M SORRY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT STATE AND GARFIELD MERCH?

[pirate-queen-ali]

do they just… throw it at you?

[alithographica]

AZ native here: No it’s because as soon as you leave the plane, the heat feels like someone just turned on a hairdryer in your face.

“It’s a dry heat!” So’s an oven.

We do not give you the hairdryer, because giving out free things is communism and an affront to God and Jesus.

[kaden-kitsu]

Stepping outside in AZ literally feels like when you open the oven and it nearly burns your eyelashes off

[fuxray]

SPEEDING TICKET

[whereasi-thehobgoblin]

It’s hilarious to me that all these floridians apparently said mickey ears even tho our state ALREADY gives out free orange juice at the border

[sloppystyle]

@frawgs

[frawgs]

simply not a force to be fucked with

[pupppylover]

Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille” 

[kronosa113]

He’s so great

[oodblood]

why does this sound like a mcelroy bit

[connanro]

it’s

FRENCH

it’s

FOOD

and it has

RAT

in it

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[bread-tab]

i KNOW the sleep tips, google. trust me, i know about the darkness and the light and evil screens and exercise and meditation and not napping. i know “”“how”“” to sleep. what i need you to tell me is how to convince my fuckass adhd brain that i need to give up on doing things for the day and that the hours between midnight and five a.m. are NOT secret free extra time that no one will notice if i steal

[jaubaius]

It belongs in a museum,I think

[su-whisterfield]

This is utterly fabulous!

[manywinged]

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Hasan Minhaj testifies before Congress on the student loan crisis

[21gramsofgrace]

The way Hasan starts this off is perfect. He knew that they’d be on fuckshit in articles after this came out.

[wannanatian]

110% jump in tuition costs?

Kinda makes me wanna land 110 punches on someone....

[allsadnshit]

i love him so much

[weaver-z]

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

[weaver-z]

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

[knight-nick]

If you think like that, please don’t ever have children.

[dragonsspire]

Listen, my parents installed a lock on my door so I could lock everyone out of my room if I wanted to at sometime around 8 years old. They had a key of course for safety but they’ve never had to use it and they’ve never used it when they didn’t have to.

I was allowed full access to any books, movies, and internet I wanted fully informed about our family beliefs and practices but I was given no supervision once I reached about 13 because my parents trusted me to stick to the rules or not as I felt and come to them if there was anything that I had questions about.

As long as I said where I was going, who I was with, and when I was going to be back and then phone if anything changed I was allowed to do pretty much as I pleased from 13 onward.

I moved back in with my parents after university and the first conversation we had was my dad telling me that if I felt like they were treating me like a child to please tell them because they had no intention of doing so.

I still live with them and I’m comfortable here as an adult. When I eventually move out again, which I feel no rush to do because I feel respected and given more than enough elbow room, I will probably talk to them often if not everyday. Because they’ve always respected my privacy and my autonomy both physically and emotionally. If you want an independent and fictional child trusting them and giving them their space will do you many more favours than not.

[greysonderulo]

meanwhile, my parents…

• password protected my computer so i had to get permission every time i wanted to use it
• put a passcode lock on our pantry so we couldn’t eat without permission
• regularly checked our internet browsing history
• shut off the internet at regular intervals, including when i needed it for university homework
• did monthly checks of our bank statements and would confiscate money if they didn’t approve of our activities

in response, i went behind their backs and opened a new bank account, got a secret job, bought my own groceries, and used the wifi from the school across the street. they didn’t succeed in disciplining me. all they did was force me to distance myself from them.

your children are not your property. they are human beings, and they deserve basic human rights.

[ohnoagremlin]

kids are not your chance to make the abuse you suffered “worth it” by getting to finally be the rule-maker